Our family's attempt to present one thing very clever, or two things moderately clever, or three things very dull indeed...
Well now.... that's a relief isn't it?
I guess now it's safe to come ;-)
Mr. Yen -- Our property is safe, although even if our effluent results were unacceptable, the only people in danger would be our neighbors on whose property the field tile discharges. I've been pretty diligent with the chlorine for the last year and a half, so I'm confident the neighbors haven't suffered due to our bacteria .... lately.