Just down the road from our house live the most comfortable chickens in the county. They don't settle for chicken wire walls or plywood roofs, they live in splendor! Wall-to-wall carpet, individual beds, a kitchen, and bathroom, and above all: air conditioning! (Although by the position of the windows, it appears the air conditioning was turned off when I took the photo).
PETA should have no complaints here as, sadly, these chickens have a more substantial residence than about 80% of the world's humans. It's apparent the owners that provide for these pampered poultry cherish these tender birds, and wish to provide them with all the advantages a bird might need to succeed in the world today. I wonder how they taste?